March 2011
4 posts
Love is a temporary madness →
February 2011
14 posts
mattheww asked: Tyler...........
I really just want to do a brief re-cap of my day.
6:30 am - Woke up to alarm, think about writing essay (due in the afternoon), decide a half hour is enough time to do it, set alarm for 7, go back to sleep
7:00 am - Woke up to alarm, decided against the paper-writing altogether, went back to sleep.
7:30 am - Woke up to alarm, took a shower, made coffee, drank coffee, left for class at around 8:20.
8:25 (ish) am - Realize that I forgot to take...
January 2011
131 posts
Yesterday..
My friend told me she liked hanging out with me because she can be a kid around me. And that stuck with me and meant a whole lot to me. So thanks, friend. =]
Read these out loud:
Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught Now answer these questions: ▪ What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? ▪ What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball? ▪...
I think Bigfoot is blurry; that’s the problem. It’s not the...
– Mitch Hedberg
Pretty accurate. →
I think instead of putting stars and stripes on our flag, we should put pictures...
– Bill Hicks
I’m gonna capture a Gideon. I’m gonna make that my hobby. I am,...
– Bill Hicks
Kid's dope. →